$ 0 0 What kind of phobic are you? Your favorite section of the paper is op-eds obits funnies coupons classifieds If you had to die accidentally, you'd prefer to choke on a cube of raw wagu crunch down on a blowfish ovary electrocute yourself in a set tub stumble and sprawl in front of a tram pass out from sunstroke while gardening in Ecuador and be devoured by army ants You are deathly afraid of the ocean spiders the air snakes the sun Which apocalyptic event are you expecting in your lifetime? asteroid catastrophe solar wink-out series of earthquakes opens up a huge crack neatly bisecting the globe worldwide coordinated attack of army ants perfect hyperstorm Nobody believes you when you tell them there's a vampire in your chiffarobe a spectre in your gazebo a grinning skull in your microwave a strangler under your bed a zombie in your hot tub Your favorite end-of-the-world movie is Attack of the Killer Tomatoes The Last Airbender The Day After Armageddon Apocalypse Now